heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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if we can’t joke about fucking each other then we aren’t real friends

(Source: a-little-insane, via wackykatt)

foxnewsofficial:

i still crack up every time i realize i’m a legal adult 

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• Me: talks about fictional characters as if I know them personally