June 2012
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May 2012
gauderrrp asked: Also my dose is only 20 mg, what were you taking?
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Teacher: I don't think Time travel exists, just mumbo jumbo science fiction stuff. Who here actually believes in time travel?
Me: *only person that raises hand*
Class:
Teacher:
Me:
Class:
Teacher: Yeah, but there isn't any way to-
Me: Tardis.
Class:
Teacher: Well, there isn't anyone who-
Me: THE DOCTOR.
Class:
Teacher: Yes, but you cant-
Me: DOO WEE OOOOH
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DOCTOR DOCTOR
GIVE ME THE NEWS
I'VE GOT A BAD CASE
OF DOO WEE DOO
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David Tennant: Don't challenge me, fangirls. I could bring all of you down with a single word.
Us: You're the most remarkable man I've ever known. But I don't think you're quite capable of that.
David Tennant: No, you're right. Not a single word.
David Tennant: [Pause] Just Five.
Us: I don't think so.
David Tennant: Five Words.
Us: Stop it!
David Tennant: Five.
David Tennant:
David Tennant: "I don't want to go."
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Anonymous asked: where is she leaving to?
Anonymous asked: what is the tumblr then?
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Anonymous asked: does your BOFFFF have a tumblr?
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SPACE: The final frontier.
annoyed-by-myself:
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year missions: To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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“KIRK: Mister Spock, can we get those two guards? What would you say the odds on...”
– (via vibrant-oxymoron)
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BEST CROSSOVER EVER.
Star Trek: The Next Generation / Doctor Who: Assimilation.
October 2, 2012.
WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THIS?!
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
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Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
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If anyone could read my thoughts they'd probably...
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buildanewbeginning asked: I think Ryan said 8:30.... which seems strange to me since there's always like a 2 hr wait... but whatever. I can't go beachin with ya cause my friend Brandi is coming to town and we're hanging out for a bit.
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
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Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
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